No better duo than Shawn and Gus...

Gus, don’t be a silly goose.

Gus, don’t be a crazy hooligan.

Gus, don’t be a rapid porcupine.

Gus, don’t be a giant snapping turtle.

Gus, don’t be an incorrigible Eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon.

Gus, don’t be a myopic Chihuahua.

Gus, don’t be William Zabka from “Back to School”.

Gus, don’t be this crevice in my arm.

Gus, don’t be a Traveling Wilbury.

Gus, don’t be a paranoid schizophrenic.

Gus, don’t be a gooey chocolate chip cookie.

Gus, don’t be an old sponge with hair hanging off of it.

Gus, don’t be exactly half of an eleven pound Black Forrest Ham.

Gus, don’t be the last of the famous international Playboys.

Gus, don’t be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan.

Gus, don’t be the American adaptation of the British Gus.

Gus, don’t be the ribs that flipped over Fred Flinstone’s car.

Gus, don’t be the sock that got lost in the dryer.

Gus, don’t be a gloomy you.