Trying to Figure Out Where I Fit...

From Great White Snark via Topless Robot

Defining Success...

I realize that, based on this graph, I am officially on the downward slope based on my age!

Mr. Burns 3D Model as a “Real” Human

Monomauve has created a 3D model of Mr. Burns from "The Simpsons" as a “real” human. Excellent.

No better duo than Shawn and Gus...

Gus, don’t be a silly goose.

Gus, don’t be a crazy hooligan.

Gus, don’t be a rapid porcupine.

Gus, don’t be a giant snapping turtle.

Gus, don’t be an incorrigible Eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon.

Gus, don’t be a myopic Chihuahua.

Gus, don’t be William Zabka from “Back to School”.

Gus, don’t be this crevice in my arm.

Gus, don’t be a Traveling Wilbury.

Gus, don’t be a paranoid schizophrenic.

Gus, don’t be a gooey chocolate chip cookie.

Gus, don’t be an old sponge with hair hanging off of it.

Gus, don’t be exactly half of an eleven pound Black Forrest Ham.

Gus, don’t be the last of the famous international Playboys.

Gus, don’t be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan.

Gus, don’t be the American adaptation of the British Gus.

Gus, don’t be the ribs that flipped over Fred Flinstone’s car.

Gus, don’t be the sock that got lost in the dryer.

Gus, don’t be a gloomy you.

The Enterprise finds new life and new civilizations.

Also from Fist of Blog

...and then I found this on Fist of Blog

In Communist Russia, Song Sings YOU.

from What's Distracting Us?

10 Things Using Payphone Say about You

Payphones were the first casualty of the great mobile boom of the past 10 years. As recently as 1994, every single commercial break contained Carrot Top using the "Head-On" school of advertising to convince you to dial down the middle, and use 1-800-CALL-ATT whenever you didn't have a quarter.

Because they're presumably a pain in the ass to remove, payphones are still out there. Occasionally, you'll even see someone using a payphone. When this happens, you can immediately assume one or more of the following things about them:

5. They are tourists from a foreign country or the year 1987. (3%)

4. They are paranoid enough to brag about "staying off the grid," yet not paranoid enough to realize that with a total of five payphone conversations taking place at any given time, the FBI could easily monitor them all. (4%)

3. They are looking for a vintage 1994 case of the flu to go with their vintage sneakers. (10%)

2. They like to think of themselves as non-conformists, the less ego-deflating way of saying "unemployed." (13%)

1. They are urinating. (70%)

From cracked.com (which has a great flowchart to go with this story...)

Happy Pi Day!

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273 7245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094 3305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912 9833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132 0005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235 4201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859 5024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303 5982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989

Other Pi related links:

Am I in Pi - Determines where your birthday first occurs in PI. Checks the first 1,254,543 digits of PI.

The 100-Club - Club for people who can memorize 100 or more digits of Pi.

The 2 Club - Club for people that can memorize more than 2 digits of Pi.

Search within Pi - Search in the first four billion binary digits of Pi for a string and links to further information about Pi.

Jabba The Hutt

While my wife and I have given up on "Parks and Rec", I must say this parody is the funniest thing I have seen related to the show!

Big thanks to VASmacky...

X-Feld: The Vacuum Cleaner

X-Feld: The Vacuum Cleaner, an X-Men/Seinfeld mashup by YouTube user GadgetWK

via Bully Says: Comics Oughta Be Fun!

Random "The Big Bang Theory" Image and Quote

Sheldon: Would you like some advice?
Leonard: Sure, why not.

Sheldon: Well, then this is the perfect time to launch a blog with an interactive comments section.

The Big Bang Theory, 2.20 - The Hofstadter Isotope

Miniature Tour of New York City

The Sandpit from Sam O'Hare on Vimeo.

Dave at A Pale Light posted this a while back. Quite fun to watch...

Reading Rainbow: Mein Kampf

Reading Rainbow Banned Book Review #2 - watch more funny videos

Subtle Differences Between The US And The UK

found on I Am Bored

My next project...

This upcoming weekend, I am going to build some shelves in Logan's room. he wants some for his books and some to display his "collections". While I can't make a secret room, he and I have brainstormed how to have a shelf or two be "fake" with a hidden space for him to keep certain things safe. I'll let you know how it turns out...

Random "The Big Bang Theory" image and quote

“….Or, we could walk right behind each other all night and look like one person going really fast.”