You can't step in the same river twice...
Holy crap! She ate FIVE POUNDS of bacon?
I was surprised that this wasn’t part of the obituary for the wife dying of a heart attack!
Thats a lot of bacon
where did you hear that?www.baconpolice.com orwww.baconpolice.org
There is a baconpolice.com?5 pounds would make a lot of BLTs.I wonder how many loaves of bread she would need. Or heads of lettuce. Or tomatoes.
Why, hello there!